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My Great American Webpage.
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Some of my favorite quotes from the greatest American ever, Homer Simpson.
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"Mmmmmm beer, the problem of and the solution to all of lifes problems."
-Homer Simpson
"Ok brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with
beer."
-Homer Simpson
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
-Homer Simpson
"Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."
-Homer Simpson
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
-Homer Simpson
"The only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of
Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO
HELL!"
-Homer Simpson
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Some of my personal favorites.
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What I would rank as A+ games I have played.(Not in any particular order)
1) Dark Reign(This may be my favorite of all time.)
2) Baldur's Gate
3) Wing Commander: Prophecy
4) Civilization: Call to Power
5) NHL '99
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Whats a webpage without beautiful women...
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Top ten women on T.V. and in the Movies today.
1) Sarah Michelle Gellar
2) Denise Richards
3) Teri Hatcher
4) Hudson Leick
5) Nikki Cox
6) Angel Boris
7) Jennifer Love Hewitt
8) Alexandra Tydings
9) Gillian Anderson
10) Alyson Hannigan
Top 10 men on T.V. and movies
(Who cares!!! I'm a guy. If you want to see this make your own page.)
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